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humpty dumpty sat on a wall, if you want a shout out just call. all of my followers and all of my friends, wouldn't follow you anyway.
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spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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vegetarianburrito:

How I imagined the newest Pixar’s announcement about Incredibles 2 went.

vegetarianburrito:

How I imagined the newest Pixar’s announcement about Incredibles 2 went.

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“so you're the queen of penises? jealous”

biggestfanila

memewhore:

funkeanalrapist:

memewhore:

I said I’m the Goddess of Schmucks, not the Queen of Schlongs.

"but its original meaning in Yiddish is penis.”

OMFG I hate you right now, I didn’t even see that.  I really am the Queen of Schmucks in every sense of the word.  Fine, hand me my crown…

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waweyn:

She just died like 17 times in that fight

waweyn:

She just died like 17 times in that fight

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human:

walking barefoot in the locker room of a public pool like

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theeverydaygoth:

kingofthebees:

buttman-rises:

soaprahwinfrey:

okay

activate jesus vision

jesus vision

theeverydaygoth:

kingofthebees:

buttman-rises:

soaprahwinfrey:

okay

activate jesus vision

jesus vision

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fruitgod:

Glow x
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hvngers:

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hvngers:

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popularboyfriend:

when someone tells you “sorry haha i stopped listening”

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technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.

technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.

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bvids:

Driver mugged by passing motorcyclist.

bvids:

Driver mugged by passing motorcyclist.

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